For the record, he also saw monkeys throwing poo!

"I went to complain about the internet connection at the cafe. The lady looked at me and said 'What do you expect from a third world country'?"
-Michael, telling me about his vacation.

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"Well, I'm not as depressed as I thought I would be."
-Michael, in response to my referring to our being back at work.