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One Bad Asssss Mofo
Dec. 1st, 2004 04:27 pmSo I decided "wtf?" and took the walk to the library to pick up If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor.
While walking to the library there was a guy walking toward me, looking straight ahead. Out of nowhere, he made a face and went to the other side of the street. Since no one was walking on my half of the sidewalk (hey, I may be lost in thought, but I do pay attention to my surroundings), I knew it was because of me. I am not sure if he had some weird phobia of females wearing scarfs, or if he could read minds and wanted nothing to do with someone wondering what the first thing she would do would be if she woke up to discover that she was James Brown. Hell, for all I know, he could have gotten a sense of the ninjas that I like to claim follow me around to make sure nothing happens on the days when the Yakuza are busy. All I know is that he got the weird face and crossed the street.
I was feeling bad ass enough to start walking tough (or at least what my pathetic version of walking tough would be) when I realized that he simply had a view of something that I didn't have from my perspective. That of the homeless man peeing on the side of a building. I guess that he's not into being near people peeing. Must make it difficult for him to use the urinals in a public place.
While walking to the library there was a guy walking toward me, looking straight ahead. Out of nowhere, he made a face and went to the other side of the street. Since no one was walking on my half of the sidewalk (hey, I may be lost in thought, but I do pay attention to my surroundings), I knew it was because of me. I am not sure if he had some weird phobia of females wearing scarfs, or if he could read minds and wanted nothing to do with someone wondering what the first thing she would do would be if she woke up to discover that she was James Brown. Hell, for all I know, he could have gotten a sense of the ninjas that I like to claim follow me around to make sure nothing happens on the days when the Yakuza are busy. All I know is that he got the weird face and crossed the street.
I was feeling bad ass enough to start walking tough (or at least what my pathetic version of walking tough would be) when I realized that he simply had a view of something that I didn't have from my perspective. That of the homeless man peeing on the side of a building. I guess that he's not into being near people peeing. Must make it difficult for him to use the urinals in a public place.
