AAUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

So immediately after the morning shower I realize that my right ear is plugged. I try a Q-Tip. Doesn't work. I chew gum. No luck. Yawning? Nothing but make me feel tired. Tilting my head to the side is making my neck a bit sore.

Any suggestions on how to get rid of this water stuck in my ear before I go insane?